After showing you what a wannabe dog musher looks like in my previous post, I was planning on dedicating
this entire post to explaining exactly what is going on with this little
adventure I am rapidly approaching. It would take about 5 years to type out the
whole story explaining how exactly a Mesa Arizonan finds herself on a
trajectory of Iditarod dreams, and while you may have been entertained for
awhile, you would eventually get irritated with my ranting ramblings and
probably pray for Buck from Call of the Wild to come eat me like he did
everyone in the book before all was said and done. SO. Conveniently for both of
us, the story is actually comical enough that I recently did a stand up
performance explaining the whole thing. Now you don’t even have to know how to
read. Pretty cool, huh?
Disclaimer for Stan Morgan: Don't worry, I am not actually that alarmed about coming to live with you. Telling people you are moving in with a man you met on the internet just makes a great story =D
For the honor and glory.
