That’s right. It is that time again. Time
to get together with all your buddies, scarf some puppy chow (the human version
with Chex and powdered sugar or the real version, depending on how close your
buddies are), and battle for the highest draft picks for you fantasy dog team.
Oh, this isn’t a thing in your parts?
Clearly you are not living in my chalet.
I have been known to do a fantasy hockey
league with my friends from time to time. Usually, we sit at a table next to a
giant white board and pass around the draft picks for the year. We love hockey,
but after the most famous and the favorites get picked, we have resorted to Googling.
Admittedly, we are not searching for player stats in order to pick the cream of
the hockey crop, but for pictures, so we can make our decisions based of
something that really matters: looks.
While this is shallow and somewhat
embarrassing when talking about something as serious as fantasy hockey (…),
looks come into play quite a bit with picking a fantasy dog team. A team is made up of pairs that you want to
look pretty similar in order to match strides and statures which . I guess the
embarrassing part for the dog team is that cuteness and likeability also came
into account as I made my picks, so maybe we should call it the “Fantasy Dog
Mushing Congeniality Draft Pageant”
Mmmhmm, you heard about it here first,
folks. Soon everybody will be having “Fantasy Dog Mushing Congeniality Draft
Pageants,” but you are ahead of the curve. I’ll make dog mushers and hipsters
of you all =D
My team:
LEADERS: Max & Bergen
POINT: Tanya & Hinto
TEAM DOGS: Lizzie & Teal
TEAM DOGS: Annie & Fille
WHEELERS: Willie & Lina
For the honor and glory.
Willie the Wheeler for the win.
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